Quote #1

Russell looked at him with new respect. “I'm glad to meet your acquaintance.”
“I didn't introduce you to my acquaintance. After all, I think you're my only real acquaintance here, so you're essentially saying that you're glad to meet yourself,” Kyle said.

~From one-of-many-unfinished-stories
P.S. If you think this quote doesn't make any sense, you're not the only one.