Silly!

I received a forward in my email yesterday, and thought that it was too funny not to share with others. It was a list of stupid quotes people have uttered. I have included only a few of them.....

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life." ~Brooke Shields

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body," ~Winston Bennett

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." ~Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ~Al Gore

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur." ~Al Gore

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ." ~Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ~Bill Clinton

"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come
from overseas." ~Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." ~Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record." ~Mark S. Fowler,