From the Notebook....

Oh, the joys of a messy house!
When you trip over papers,
And an old, broken, toy mouse....

Oh, the joys of a messy hall!
In which the tables and chairs sit,
Over which, I trip and fall.....

Oh, the joys of a messy living room!
Where sits the sink from the kitchen,
Hidden by a deep blue gloom....

Oh, the joys of a messy dining room!
A couch lies plastered with sewing things;
In the corner stands an ancient loom.

Oh, the joys of a messy kitchen!
Eggs and veggie-scrapings lie scattered;
The stove appears to be covered with Lichen....

Oh, the joys of a messy bedroom!
Walk in the room and-
Where's my bed?!?